February 2010
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January 2010
89 posts
Things in my bedroom
Bold what is in ur bedroom ^_^
1. A hamper 2. A calendar 3. A band poster 4. Art projects 5. Barcode sticker 6. Poster/picture I had since I was little 7. Some Halloween decorations 8. A lamp with a funky lamp shade 9. A twin size bed 10. Some burned CDs 11. Dead flowers 12. An alarm clock 13. A jewelry box 14. A desk 15. A laptop 16. Some old recipes 17. Shoprite coupon 18. White out...
Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn't say . . what'd you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked 'Pirate'.
Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?
If Movie Posters told the truth: List →
Conan blows 1.5 million →
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Full Daria episode
Friends look out for friends
(On the phone at Nordstrom Rack.)
Me: Jeeze! How difficult can it be to find a pair of f$ing house shoes?!
Judy: Um, not hard.
Me: Well I was just at Target, cause I figured Target would definitely have slippers... no slippers. Now I'm at Nordstrom Rack and again, nothing- Oh wait, whoa whoa whoa, I just found a wall of fur lined Crocs.
Judy: No.
Me: They look comfortable.
Judy: Don't get Crocs.
Me: Why? They'd just be for around the house. And they're only $19.90.
Judy: Keep looking. You'll find something.
(Pause)
Me: So you don't think I should get the Crocs, huh?
Judy: Dude, I don't want you owning a pair of fur lined Crocs.
First of all what Target are you shopping at? I almost bought a comfortable pair of slippers there the other day.
Oh, and you friend is awesome never let go of them. Fur lined Crocs. For shame ;)
Since the Eiffel Tower was built, about 400 people...
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Great site if you want to know when to go to the... →
The question →
URL is the answer. I just think it’s silly that someone actually made that a site.
Deadpool movie gets Zombieland writers →
Ah maybe there is still hope for it. Also, sorry for the random two posts about Deadpool. It was Stumbles fault!